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"I wanted to get into
bodybuilding, but could not
get a building permit."
P 9
A card player walked into a public bathroom and said "A FULL HOUSE"
Another man walked out and said
"I had a ROYAL FLUSH."
P 14
"Because I downloaded so
much stuff on my phone,
I am now finding it
hard to pick up"
P 2
"I saw a dollar bill
laying on the ground.
I had to wake it up"
P 6
"I did not know how to build a
house. I decided to grow
a house plant."
P 4
"Bigfoot does not exist.
I should know.
I spoke to his twin brother."
HAVE A SUNGREEN DAY
P 3
"I told my doctor I think I am short sighted. He said that is
because, I am sitting down"
P 7
"I painted houses with a
paintball gun. My customers did
not like my work.
They said it was spotty"
P 8
"If you turn your back on me,
I may not tell you what I see"
HAVE A SUNGREEN DAY
P 10
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